How To Ruin a Cake

I like cake.
Do you like cake?
I think everyone likes cake.
Perhaps I'll go bake a cake.
I'm going to be very liberal about it.
Instead of two eggs I'm going to use three or four.
Instead of sugar I might use salt.
I'm not sure how long it'll bake for.
I'm not conservative when it comes to cake.
I don't care much for the recipe book.
This will be a new cake.
A change in cake.
I think everyone likes cake.
Do you like cake?
I like cake.